the episode in which tuxedo mask is rushed to the emergency room after a horrific breakfast catastrophe involving a spoon and a capn’ crunch puff gone rogue
the episode in which tuxedo mask can’t figure out if the persistent park beggar can smell the hot dog he just ate on him, or coincidentally also happens to have a taste for post-canon malcolm in the middle fanfiction
the episode in which tuxedo mask barks up the wrong tree when he makes a move on a fine elm in the park, asking “hey baby, do you palm here often? what’s your pine?”
the episode in which tuxedo mask learns the joys and tribulations of motherhood after laying his first egg
the episode in which tuxedo mask tells the public library that if they want their 12-year overdue copy of superfudge back, they’ll have to pry it from his cold dead hands
the episode in which tuxedo mask has to cope with a year of being grounded as well as permanent blindness after trying to alchemize his brother into a cool mecha man via drain cleaner, fireworks, and a gundam figurine
the episode in which tuxedo mask realizes all too late that his drunken late night choice of a first tattoo might be a bit awkward to explain in his job interview tomorrow
