the episode in which tuxedo mask decides to create a little eclipse of his own, effectively blocking out the sun for eight hours with his giant head and killing every single one of his neighbor’s plants in the process

the episode in which tuxedo mask decides to create a little eclipse of his own, effectively blocking out the sun for eight hours with his giant head and killing every single one of his neighbor’s plants in the process

the episode in which tuxedo mask’s birthday peepshow is a no-show when he considers that ordering and storing away the pop-out-stripper cake three years in advance might have been a little much 

the episode in which tuxedo mask’s birthday peepshow is a no-show when he considers that ordering and storing away the pop-out-stripper cake three years in advance might have been a little much 

the episode in which tuxedo mask’s valentines plans take a twist when his date falls and tears her dress, revealing five garden gnomes carefully standing on eachother’s shoulders

the episode in which tuxedo mask’s valentines plans take a twist when his date falls and tears her dress, revealing five garden gnomes carefully standing on eachother’s shoulders

hey guys its your boy t-mask. im gonna 180 this chair and sit in it backwards all middle school d.a.r.e assembly-like, little leggies going off the sides and everything. heres the deal 

this blog is never abandoned, it just updates once a month - right around the same date. it’s usually the 17th but may be a few days before/after. if i can, i try to get two in a month. “wow tux that…………sux" a kid from the crowd who thinks hes the next david spade in a tech convention dad cap might say. yea, i know. it’s not the coziest of situations but it’s what is working best for me right now. do you know how hard it is keeping a fresh batch of roses on hand at all times. the whole makeshift-waterbottle-vases coming out the fannypack isn’t exactly a sexy look for me 

fighting crime, wooing ladies, sneaking bad cgi penguins into the background of photos while on the yearbook team. it takes up a lot of a dude’s time on the side. i really appreciate you guys bearing with the slow updates and wanted you to know that it’s something i definitely want to improve in the new year. that, and somehow breeding the family bird with a frog to create an unstoppable being the likes of which the world has never seen. just wait until the boys in the culdesac see me whip that force of nature out during a beyblade match 

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xoxo

the episode in which tuxedo mask comforts his younger brother, ski, upon his realization of their mother’s poor choice of names; telling him “atleast she didn’t name you facial”

the episode in which tuxedo mask comforts his younger brother, ski, upon his realization of their mother’s poor choice of names; telling him “atleast she didn’t name you facial”

the episode in which tuxedo mask ruins christmas dinner when he mistakes the turkey baster for a funny gigantic novelty match and proceeds to light it on fire

the episode in which tuxedo mask ruins christmas dinner when he mistakes the turkey baster for a funny gigantic novelty match and proceeds to light it on fire

the episode in which tuxedo mask reflects on his childhood, reasoning that perhaps having a ‘burial at sea’ in the mcdonalds ballpit was not the best way to go about coping with what he thought was the death of his fire ant farm colony

the episode in which tuxedo mask reflects on his childhood, reasoning that perhaps having a ‘burial at sea’ in the mcdonalds ballpit was not the best way to go about coping with what he thought was the death of his fire ant farm colony

the episode in which tuxedo mask gets a summer job as a lifeguard to scope out the babes, but it turns out the only ‘babes’ he’ll be scoping is the morning newborn swimming class—and one of its pupils just picked today to learn how to projectile vomit

the episode in which tuxedo mask gets a summer job as a lifeguard to scope out the babes, but it turns out the only ‘babes’ he’ll be scoping is the morning newborn swimming classand one of its pupils just picked today to learn how to projectile vomit

the episode in which tuxedo mask finally puts his years of online wolf pack RPs to use when he gets lost in hollister and has to sniff out the ridiculously overpriced-scented trail to freedom

the episode in which tuxedo mask finally puts his years of online wolf pack RPs to use when he gets lost in hollister and has to sniff out the ridiculously overpriced-scented trail to freedom

the episode in which tuxedo mask takes up a job at the mall make-up counter and comes face to face with the worst case of blackheads he’s ever seen

the episode in which tuxedo mask takes up a job at the mall make-up counter and comes face to face with the worst case of blackheads he’s ever seen